Chapter 235: Shiyu, Quickly Crush Your Master to Death with Your Chaos Bell!
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Yu Lan couldn't beat Li Shiyu. If it were Ye Qinghan, she could at least exchange a few blows. But Li Shiyu being untargetable was like a cheat code—how could she possibly fight?
Yu Lan could only divert the blame elsewhere. You, Su Cheng, enjoy sleeping with Shiyu, don't you?
Yu Lan will make room for you two~
Su Cheng understood the moment he heard it. This bastard!
"Shiyao, this is my room!"
After saying this, Su Cheng quickly remembered and guessed what Li Shiyao was about to say!
But just as he opened his mouth to preempt her words, Li Shiyu moved faster!
"Master secretly carried Shiyu into the room again?"
"Not again! I didn't!"
"Huh?" Li Shiyu was a bit confused.
How could that be?
"Master, you're blushing—you're lying!"
"I'm not lying. Shiyu got drunk and stumbled into my room herself."
Li Shiyu thought that made sense. She blinked her big eyes and began to ponder.
Hmm…
Last time when that shadow snatched her away, it tried to sleep with Shiyu, and Master got so angry!
Master was jealous!
Now he's feeding Shiyu delicious food and giving her wine to drink!
Hmm…
So that's why!
"So Master had wanted to sleep with Shiyu all along—that's why he took her out for fancy meals!"
Su Cheng: 6!
"Shiyao, listen to your master—you really did enter the wrong room because you were drunk!"
"Did Elder Yulan also stumble into the wrong room while drunk?"
"Shiyao, quickly smash your master to death with your Chaos Bell."
"Why?"
"I can't outargue you."
Li Shiyu wasn't foolish enough to actually smash Su Cheng to death with the Chaos Bell. Just as she was about to speak, someone arrived.
"Master! Guests have arrived~"
Dongfang Jue, now the quasi-direct third disciple, pushed open the door and witnessed the awkward scene.
Su Cheng lay sprawled on the bed, Li Shiyu straddling him, while Yu Lan lay propped up on her elbow beside them…
All were disheveled and flushed with embarrassment—except Li Shiyao, who seemed utterly unfazed and even considered inviting Dongfang Jue to join them!
"Um… Master?"
"Master, where are you?"
"Why isn't Master in the room?"
"Then let's go look for Jue'er in the kitchen hall!"
With that, she slammed the door shut, her maturity heartbreakingly poignant!
"Shiyao, hurry! Give your master a quick end—if you delay, it'll be too late!"
Su Cheng's face darkened. In the eyes of his third disciple, who hadn't even formally joined the sect yet, he was already a beastly master!
It was a rather lively morning. All traces of sleepiness vanished from Su Cheng, leaving him no choice but to rise, wash up, and receive his guest.
"Su Muchan?"
"Little Mu Chan!"
As usual, Su Muchan had been waiting for ages in the reception room outside the hall—that dilapidated shack!
Just as Su Muchan was about to speak, she saw Su Cheng emerge, followed by his two precious treasures.
"Muchen, greetings to Master Su."
"No need for formalities. Come in and have a look around."
"Wow! Master Su's home is so grand!" Su Muchan craned her neck, looking around left and right. It was truly magnificent!
After escorting the "guests" into the courtyard, Su Cheng proceeded as usual: "You sisters chat. I'll go brew some tea."
Unfazed by Su Muchan's astonished expression, Su Cheng smiled and departed.
"Shiyao, is Master Su always this easygoing?"
"Not at all! When Master gets angry, it's terrifying! He'll give you a good spanking!"
"Have you been spanked?"
"No."
Meanwhile, Dongfang Jue had taken over Ye Qinghan's position and assumed the role of judge.
"Su Muchan, just say what you mean."
Su Muchan was also thrown off by Dongfang Jue's words. Why was this guy suddenly guarding his turf?
"I'm just trying to cozy up to the big shots~ So I'm starting by building good relationships with you ladies~"
As she spoke, Su Muchan scanned the courtyard.
"Is Ye Qinghan not here?"
Li Shiyao was wearing her senior sister's dress today. The top featured a Pikachu stretched to bursting, paired with ultra-short shorts, knee-high white socks, and Nike sneakers!
Even inside Lingxian Hall, she carried the matching bag—completely empty, but her senior sister insisted it was part of the set, so she had to wear it all together!
"Senior Sister isn't here. Right now, Shiyu's the boss!"
Dongfang Jue glanced at Li Shiyu's proudly thrust-out chest—that Pikachu was practically bursting at the seams…
He thought to himself: Even when Senior Sister is here, you'd still be the boss…
"Su Muchan, this whole relationship-building thing… it's really unnecessary." Dongfang Jue and Su Muchan weren't exactly close; they were merely acquaintances.
"Exactly! Shiyu and Mu Chan are already good friends—no need for all that!"
Li Shiyu was so quick-witted!
"But which big shot should Mu Chan cling to? Shiyu thinks Senior Sister's thigh is soft, and Elder Yulan's thigh isn't bad either. Junior Sister…"
"Wait, Senior Sister, you…"
"But Senior Sister has a bad temper, so she probably won't let you cling to her. Elder Yulan is always with Master. Little Sister Muchan can cling to Shiyu's leg—Shiyu's legs are soft too~"
Su Muchan smiled. Truth be told, she held Li Shiyu in rather high regard!
After all, this little airhead never picked fights with her—nothing like Ye Qinghan's "draw your sword at every turn" attitude!
She got straight to the point: "Hehe, to be honest, I want to become your disciple. I want to see what Lingxian Hall is really like."
Li Shiyu finally caught on!
"Aww, you want to become my disciple! Then Shiyu will accept you! From now on, little sister Muchan will be my direct First Disciple!"
"Er… She wants to apprentice under Master Su! How about Mu Chan becomes Shiyu's junior apprentice sister?"
Su Muchan didn't mind at all—this was a celestial sect!
Being a junior sister wasn't shameful at all!
With two senior sisters—one the Lord of Hell and the other the Trouser Immortal—this junior sister was in for a treat!
"You'll have to ask the Master about that. Shiyao doesn't have the final say."
How sharp was Li Shiyu?
In just that brief moment, she'd already analyzed the situation thoroughly!
Considering how both the Master and senior sisters treated Su Muchan, she knew she couldn't afford to be careless!
Remember last meal? That girl even snatched Shiyu's chicken drumstick! Shiyu hasn't forgotten!
It wasn't that Shiyu didn't like sharing—the point was, you weren't even part of Lingxian Hall!
Dongfang Jue was taken aback by Li Shiyu's attitude…
"Senior Sister, do you think she's a bad person?"
"Huh? No. Becoming a disciple isn't a trivial matter—it requires the Master's approval, doesn't it?"
Dongfang Jue thought to himself, I thought her treatment was already terrible! But Su Muchan's treatment is even worse than hers!
"Senior Sister makes a valid point."
At this point, Su Muchan understood the gist of it!
Li Shiyao meant she didn't dislike Su Muchan, but there were things she couldn't say.
Want to know?
Go ask the senior sister, go ask the master.
Ask Shiyu? Shiyu just played dumb!
So she simply took Li Shiyu along to experience the mansion~
The Spirit Pool Hall, the Alchemy Chamber, the Kitchen Hall, the Master's vegetable garden, the senior sister's wine cellar, and even the spirit plants she and the senior sister had cultivated—a whole month had passed, and still not a single sprout had shown any sign of growth…
Beyond Ye Qinghan and Yu Lan's bedrooms, Li Shiyu even showed Su Muchan the chair where the Master often sat!
After touring the entire place, it was finally time to get down to business!
As good sisters, they naturally needed to be completely open with each other~
Shiyao led her new sister to bathe in the Spirit Pool Hall. Just like Li Shiyao herself back then, Su Muchan was stripped naked by Shiyao.
"Don't be shy—we're all girls here."
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