Chapter 259: One Pot
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"And you claim you're not a thief? You actually stole the tea Shiyu meant for the Master!"
Li Shiyu tugged at Cangjue's collar. "Do you even know what kind of tea this is? This is…"
But mid-sentence, Li Shiyu felt a bit…
It wouldn't matter if the Master drank it. Once the Master fell for her, what did she have to fear?
But now, the Master hadn't gotten any, and Cangjue had drunk it all!
If only she’d saved half the potion!
According to Sister Liu, just a tiny bit would make Su Cheng fall for Shiyu tonight!
But to be loved by Master, a mere pinch wouldn't suffice! She refused to settle for just a little affection!
And what did Sister Liu say about too much being too much for her to handle!
She said it right then!
She can handle it!
Even if Master were to eat this medicinal powder like rice, Shiyao could endure it!
The more the Master loved her, the happier she felt!
Could anyone possibly not endure it? Wouldn't that be looking down on Shiyu?
Li Shiyu poured all the powder in. Since it was too much to dissolve completely, she even added a bit of water…
But now, Li Shiyu truly regretted not heeding Sister Liu's advice to save a little of this love-infused powder…
Now it was all gone. What was she to do?
If Master didn't fall for it, wouldn't her scheme of drugging him be exposed?
Wouldn't she get spanked?
A spanking would be the least of her worries!
She might even be expelled from the sect! This was a major crisis!
"What kind of tea is this? If Master Su can drink it, why can't I?" Cang Jue seemed to sense something was amiss too. Could this tea be incredibly precious?
"Oh dear, Shiyu doesn't know how to explain it, but this tea…"
Li Shiyu's mind was in utter chaos at that moment!
She felt angry, frustrated, and a little scared!
What if she really was expelled by her master?
If earlier it was her words that hinted something was amiss, now her body was sensing it too!
"Hmm… Why is it so… hot…"
In Li Shiyao's eyes, Cang Jue's entire demeanor seemed off!
What kind of expression was that?!
"Shiyao didn't touch you—don't make false accusations!"
As if he were ill, his face flushed crimson, radiating an indescribable emotion. His breathing grew ragged, his movements slightly distorted…
Li Shiyu thought to herself, Oh no!
If Master drank it and fell for Shiyu, and now she drank it too, wouldn't that mean she'd fall for Shiyu as well?
But Shiyao doesn't like her!
If we go by Dongfang Jue's grading system, it's like she'd done something bad, but nothing too serious!
Li Shiyu disliked her, but it wasn't to the point of wanting to beat her up.
"Hey? Shiyu wants to sleep with the Master, not with you! Put your clothes back on! Quickly!"
"No, it's too hot!"
Seeing the situation was getting out of hand, Li Shiyu scrambled to get away!
She didn't want this guy to take advantage of her. What if Master stopped liking her then?
She'd worked so hard to win her master's affection!
Now she was already a disgraced disciple who’d failed to drug her master. If that scoundrel touched her body, wouldn’t Master despise her?
Shiyu couldn't bear the thought of her master disliking her. She didn't want to be expelled from the sect, nor did she want to be separated from her senior sister!
She rushed into Yulan's room: "Elder Yulan! Please help Shiyu!"
Yu Lan looked utterly bewildered!
"What's wrong, Shiyu?" Σヽ(ﾟДﾟ;)ﾉ
"That tea! That little thief! He's got his sights set on Shiyu! He likes Shiyu!"
Li Shiyu was so flustered she could barely form coherent sentences!
"Waaah! Elder Yulan, please save Shiyu! Shiyu's in trouble!"
Yu Lan hurriedly scooped the little treasure into her arms, though the scene looked more like Li Shiyu was being held by her…
"Calm down, Second Young Miss. It's alright. Speak slowly."
Li Shiyu stammered and gestured wildly, both furious and terrified!
"That wicked elder, that little thief, drank the tea Shiyu prepared for the Master!"
"Now he's fallen for Shiyu! He's taking off his clothes, wanting to sleep with Shiyu!"
"No, that's not it! That's not important! The important thing is—Shiyao has no tea left!"
"No, no, that's not it either! The important thing is, Master will find out Shiyao was going to drug him, and he'll definitely spank Shiyao's bottom!"
Yu Lan grinned wickedly: "Don't be scared, don't be scared. It'll be fine. I'll help Shiyu!"
Yu Lan thought to himself: So even the Second Young Miss has her fears?
You dared to drug the Master, yet you're afraid of getting spanked?
"Elder Yulan, perhaps Shiyu should still send word to Senior Sister!"
Yu Lan rubbed the golden-haired girl affectionately, his voice softer than usual. "The eldest miss has important matters to attend to. Rest assured, Yu Lan will speak for Shi Yao."
Li Shiyu felt slightly better. She had sorted out her thoughts and was no longer panicking, but she was still afraid!
"Elder Yulan, do you think Master will disown Shiyu? Shiyu drugged Master—that's rebellion! Senior Sister said I'd be expelled from the sect!"
"Shiyao isn't afraid of pain. Spanking is fine… twenty strokes, maybe. Any more than that might be too much…"
"Anyway, Elder Yulan, please help Shiyu! I truly don't want to be expelled from Lingxian Hall!"
"Shiyao didn't mean to harm Master. Shiyao just wanted Master to like Shiyao…"
"It was just a momentary… Fine, Shiyu did it on purpose! But Shiyu never expected that little thief to drink the tea!"
Yu Lan had no choice. Li Shiyu's tears and snot had already smeared all over her…
"Don't worry, Shiyu. I promise I'll help you. Master Su won't expel you. But the spanking? That's pretty much unavoidable. You'd better brace yourself."
Hearing Yu Lan's words, Li Shiyu felt slightly reassured. Yet the thought of a spanking…
"Elder Yulan, could you ask Master to go easier? Shiyu is a bit scared…"
"Do you understand your mistake this time, Shiyu?"
"Shiyao knows she was wrong. Next time, I'll think before acting!"
Li Shiyu was a wife skilled at post-action analysis!
Where did things go wrong? How could she prevent it? How could she optimize her approach next time?
"Um… Shiyu, wait here for now. I'll go find Master Su."
Li Shiyu nodded timidly, but she wasn't about to obey. She quietly followed behind Yu Lan, determined to see how her master would react!
If her master really intended to spank her bottom, she wanted to be prepared—like wearing extra layers, pulling on thick cotton pants or something.
Inside the Main Hall, Yu Lan slowly approached Su Cheng's bedside and spoke softly.
"Chengcheng, Shiyu has gotten into trouble again…"
Su Cheng, who had been napping, shot awake at the sound of her voice.
"Shiyao… Truly worthy of being my direct disciple. Very well, tell me about it."
Yu Lan looked awkward as she sat down beside the bed and began her tale.
"It's nothing major, really. Just that strange tea—the kind you fall in love with Shiyao after drinking it."
Su Cheng nodded, speaking plainly.
"Hmm, I know. I recognized it immediately. Of course, I wouldn't be foolish enough to drink it."
Yu Lan nodded again, his face flushed with embarrassment.
"I know Chengcheng didn't drink it, but… someone else did…"
Su Cheng was shocked! (ﾟ⊿ﾟ)ﾂ
"What? That's a big deal! Who drank it? It wasn't Dongfang Jue, was it? Or Bai Tao?"
Wait a minute—Su Cheng started to feel a little scared looking at Yu Lan's expression!
"It wasn't you, was it, Yulan? You're hungry again?"
Yu Lan gave Su Cheng a disdainful look and punched him!
"What are you thinking? It wasn't me! It was that Elder Cangjue from Ling Mountain. Li Shiyao said she drank the entire pot!"
Uh… an entire pot…
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