Chapter 168: Find a Pretty Woman to Sleep With Me!
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"Damn it! You're actually brazen enough to say that!"
Ye Qinghan was stunned. How dare this guy speak to her like that!
"I just don't get it! What did I ever do to you? Why do you hate me so much?"
Su Muchan was boiling with rage. Damn it, she'd never endured such humiliation in her entire life!
If he wanted to kill her, then kill her!
"You're too dangerous. I can't let you near the Master!"
Ye Qinghan gritted her teeth, searching for a solution. But alone, she couldn't be certain—was this guy truly impossible to kill?
"How am I dangerous? I just like Sect Leader Su, and Sect Leader Su likes me. What business is it of yours to kill this person or that person?"
Ye Qinghan snorted coldly. What kind of nonsense was this? Spouting off like that?
"If you don't have a mirror, go piss on the ground and see your reflection. Do you even deserve it?"
Just as Ye Qinghan prepared to strike, she sensed someone approaching. This feeling… it wasn't ordinary.
Su Muchan sensed it too, stifling her urge to bicker.
Without a word, both turned to look behind them, toward the bushes. The presence seemed to emanate from that direction.
"Who's there!" Ye Qinghan felt uneasy. Truthfully, aside from that Heavenly Dao rule, this was the first time she'd encountered someone unaffected by her master's magical artifact!
She knew clearly that if the other hadn't deliberately released their aura, the two of them might not have sensed their presence at all.
This aura… was incredibly powerful!
A small figure emerged from the bushes, appearing even shorter than Yu Lan. It was none other than the Flower-Seeking Immortal.
The Immortal wore a child-sized celestial gown, her hair tied in a topknot, and approached with a slightly awkward gait.
Ye Qinghan thought to herself, This kid looks just like a mini version of Li Shiyao…
"I'll only say this once: get lost, or I'll chop you up too!" Ye Qinghan was used to being bossy, but this time, she'd truly met her match…
"Wow, both sisters are so pretty!"
As she spoke, the Immortal casually slapped Ye Qinghan's butt, startling her!
Ye Qinghan was furious. Who had ever dared to flirt with her like this?
The Frostsword drew from its scabbard, slashing out in an instant!
But in the blink of an eye, the Immortal Sovereign vanished again, darting over to Su Muchan. He gave her butt a rub and then a playful pat, a hint of amusement in his smile~
Su Muchan's sturdy frame trembled. Though she was a succubus, like Ye Qinghan, she was inexperienced. Growing up, no one had ever dared to give her a second glance. When had she ever encountered such a thing?
"What is this?" The Immortal Sovereign seemed to notice the magical artifact drifting in the sky. He reached out, plucked it down, and held it in his hands, examining it closely.
Ye Qinghan instantly sobered up. This little brat was clearly far more dangerous than Su Muchan!
Just as she reached for her jade pendant, it was snatched away!
"Fox Sister, what are you doing?" The Immortal Sage sat atop a large boulder, one hand holding the magical artifact, the other clutching the Jade Pendant.
"What do you want?" Ye Qinghan felt a surge of worry. This little brat was most likely the great terror her master had warned her about!
But what exactly was this brat here for?
If he intends to kill her, why hasn't he made his move? Could his target be the Master?
"Looking for a pretty woman to sleep with~"
The Immortal Lord grinned, his large eyes blinking as he appraised the two stunning beauties before him~
"I already have someone I like, sorry!" Ye Qinghan was blunt as ever, though she wondered if her master and Yu Lan could actually defeat this guy.
"I have someone I like too!" Su Muchan glanced at Ye Qinghan with a look of schadenfreude. You were so tough just now—why aren't you tough anymore?
The Immortal Lord seemed too lazy to joke around and spoke plainly.
"You're Ye Qinghan, and she's Su Muchan. Am I right?"
The two exchanged a glance and nodded. There was no choice—it was obvious they couldn't win. Better safe than sorry, right?
Ye Qinghan believed that as long as she could see her master, he would surely have a solution!
"Ye Qinghan, take off your clothes and let me examine you."
Ye Qinghan thought to herself, This little brat looks like a girl, doesn't he?
"Wait, aren't you taking this a bit too far?!"
Ye Qinghan stomped her foot in anger, causing the sword case to crash to the ground beside her, startling Su Muchan.
The Immortal Sage sat on a rock, staring at Ye Qinghan with an expression that said he was looking at a fool.
"What did you expect? I came here to bully you two. Are you that slow on the uptake?"
Ye Qinghan instantly activated the Frostblade Formation, unleashing a slash that cut through the air like a scythe.
Truth be told, such power had already left Su Muchan utterly speechless!
The snow-white sword qi swept across, seemingly imbued with supreme power, striking directly toward the Immortal Venerable!
But before the Immortal Sovereign even moved, the sword energy vanished before her eyes!
"Pretty cool, but utterly useless."
Ye Qinghan was genuinely furious. She unleashed over a dozen consecutive strikes, reducing the entire forest to rubble in no time!
When the smoke cleared, that damn brat sat there unscathed, sitting perfectly intact. Within a three-meter radius centered on her, not a single blade of grass was harmed!
Was it a barrier? Or some grand formation?
Ye Qinghan couldn't detect any magical formation. If it were a barrier, she should have sensed it!
At a loss, Ye Qinghan resorted to one of the few options left: she summoned the jade slip her master had given her and hurled it at the brat who’d made her strip!
It must be said that even now, Ye Qinghan's mastery of the Frost-Piercing Sword Technique was merely at the beginner's level. Compared to her master's divine abilities, she was still far behind!
This strike seemed capable of inverting heaven and earth, reversing time itself—even space itself warped slightly!
Even as the caster, Ye Qinghan was sent reeling dozens of meters back!
"Enough, enough! This snowy scene was so beautiful, and you've ruined it all!"
As the words left his lips, the Immortal Sovereign vanished. When he reappeared, he yanked Ye Qinghan straight down from the air!
Truthfully, Ye Qinghan believed herself swift enough—she thought she could sever the lightning strike!
But this little brat was faster. Even as she spun around, he grabbed her collar and yanked her to the ground.
"Who exactly are you? What do you want?"
The Immortal Sovereign merely smiled, ignoring her question entirely as he continued speaking to himself.
"Take off your clothes, or I'll go kill Su Cheng, got it?"
Su Muchan was laughing right beside him—this was just too satisfying!
Oh my~ Even King Yama has his day?
Ye Qinghan let out a long sigh. Honestly, it was all his own fault for not mastering his skills well enough!
No choice—when you can't win, you just have to accept defeat. At least the other person was a woman; she probably just wanted to humiliate her.
If it had been a man, Ye Qinghan…
It wasn't that she doubted her master. It was simply that the divine power within that jade slip represented her master's strongest technique outside the Lingxian Hall.
Yu Lan and Xu Zhanfeng certainly weren't a match for this little brat.
Given this brat's methods, Master probably couldn't even draw out a magical artifact.
After much deliberation, Ye Qinghan resolved to endure it.
For her master, shedding clothes was nothing—even her life meant little.
"Don't harm my master. Qinghan will obey."
Ye Qinghan glanced at Su Muchan beside him, her face alight with a smile. Though he felt a bit embarrassed, there was nothing he could do—after all, he was no match for her.
She kept telling herself: It's all girls here—this is fine!
Ye Qinghan slowly undid the buttons…
"Su Muchan, what are you standing there grinning like a fool for?"
"You take yours off too!"
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