Chapter 207: If I Ever Ascend to Heaven, I'll Tie Master to the Bed First!
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The Immortal Lord lay lazily sprawled across his chair, now full and sleepy~
"Speak."
Ye Qinghan's well-built physique, now as flat as a plains, seemed to hold little interest for the Immortal Sovereign—a fact Ye Qinghan could clearly discern.
While Ye Qinghan's original physique was quite good, the Immortal Lord simply preferred someone like Li Shiyao—soft and comfortable to hold.
After all, the Immortal Lord had no other demands—merely satisfying his visual and physical desires. He couldn't do much else.
"Master, will I die?"
The Immortal Lord seemed to pause, as if pondering why Ye Qinghan would ask such a question.
"No."
Ye Qinghan looked surprised. "Really?"
"Because there will always be little whores like you to die in his place."
Ye Qinghan not only didn't get angry, but actually felt a bit pleased!
"If trading Qinghan's life could save the Master's, Qinghan wouldn't hesitate!"
The Immortal Lord rolled his eyes…
"That's why I call you a little bitch!"
"Thanks for the compliment, Master's wife!"
"I didn't praise you, damn it!"
The Immortal Sovereign was utterly speechless. Sometimes, she truly couldn't fathom what went on inside these women's heads!
"Will the Master leave Qinghan?"
This was Ye Qinghan's second greatest concern, as the previous question had already been answered.
As long as she grew strong enough to stand by her Master's side, he would never die!
"What do you know?" The Immortal Sovereign was momentarily bewildered. Based on her understanding of Su Cheng, he would never voluntarily discuss such matters. Even under interrogation, it would be difficult to extract an answer.
However, the Immortal Sovereign had never tortured Su Cheng. She didn't know if he could withstand interrogation under such pressure, but clearly, Ye Qinghan wouldn't resort to that either.
But what exactly had Ye Qinghan discovered?
"Qinghan feels that Master always seems deeply concerned about my safety. It's like how parents worry about what will happen to their children when they're no longer around."
The Immortal Sovereign seemed to exhale in relief before speaking.
"I don't know either. Though it's the method of peering into the heavens, it's merely one possible outcome among predetermined destinies. Now that you're tied to that bastard Su Cheng, how could he possibly see clearly?"
"A doctor cannot heal himself. He's worrying needlessly. He lost the ability to see the future long ago—especially when it comes to yours."
"Rather than pinning hopes on fate, why not try to grasp the future in your own hands?"
Ye Qinghan nodded. His master's wife spoke with astonishing insight—truly worthy of her title!
"What would you do, Master's Wife?"
The Immortal Master smiled inwardly. This is what you really wanted to ask, isn't it?
"If it were me, his survival would depend on my whim, and death would be out of the question! If he tried to run? I'd break his legs and chain him to the bedpost. How about that?"
Ye Qinghan thought: Exactly!
Damn right!
As long as she was strong enough!
Who could kill her master?
Leave her? Did he ask her permission?
If I ever ascend to heaven, I'll tie my master to the bed first!
Truly worthy of being the Master's wife! That makes perfect sense!
"Master's wife spoke just a few words, and Qinghan felt as if clouds had parted to reveal the sun—suddenly enlightened! Qinghan is truly impressed!"
But the Master's Wife couldn't care less about such pompous nonsense!
"I'm full. Go settle the bill, then get lost. I need to rest!"
Ye Qinghan nodded cheerfully. She finally had a goal: after revenge, her top priority was to grow stronger!
Tying Master to the bedside… just thinking about it was thrilling~
Hehe~ The image was too vivid for Ye Qinghan to dwell on. Just imagining it made her breath catch.
She did find Dongfang Jue and Li Shiyu back at the place. The moment she entered, she saw "Ye Qinghan" straddling "Li Shiyu"…
Li Shiyao was completely…
As for Su Muchan and Shangguan Rou, they were leaning on their elbows nearby, watching the show…
"Senior Sister, no~"
"Hm? You're being naughty~ You must listen to Senior Sister~"
"Senior Sister! There… you can't! Mmm!"
"Scream yourself hoarse—no one will come to save you!"
……
Ye Qinghan was utterly speechless at this moment. Li Shiyao, this girl…
Was she really a Holy Maiden?
Is the Holy Maiden genuinely curious about her own innate, supreme childbearing physique?
"Senior Sister, come here. We've got business to attend to…"
Ye Qinghan naturally couldn't escape either. The Ye Qinghan of today had transformed from the Demon King of Ye into a female seducer, tormenting any pretty girl he caught…
Fortunately, Li Shiyu still knew how to handle serious matters. She followed Ye Qinghan and Dongfang Jue to Dongfang Jue's "Frontline Operations Command Center."
Jue'er's army had now entered the northern frontier, advancing in three columns. They only awaited Dongfang Jue's command to surge forward unimpeded!
Without the Twelve Sacred Realms, they were nothing but scattered sand without a backbone. Facing such a fierce and ruthless army, they would likely be powerless to resist.
"Shiyao, you are now Ye Qinghan."
"Senior Sister, you are now the Prince of the North."
After a few brief instructions from Jian, the three of them set off.
After all, this was Dongfang Jue's army, and Ye Qinghan led the way. Yet the real Dongfang Jue caught some peculiar murmurs.
"Look! Look! That woman over there! They say she's the Immortal's second disciple! She kicked down several city gates! They call her the 'Pants-Pulling Immortal'!"
Dongfang Jue was speechless. What kind of panty-pulling Immortal Sovereign was that?
Li Shiyao was certainly making a name for herself!
"I know her. She came with that Immortal. I made her grilled fish!"
"And the one beside the Pants-Pulling Immortal must be Ye Qinghan!"
"Definitely. No normal person could look like that!"
"Keep your voice down, don't let anyone hear!"
"I heard the General joined the Lingxian Hall too. What's there to fear?"
Watch Ye Qinghan recite the speech from Dongfang Jue's draft—the effect seems surprisingly effective.
Ye Qinghan's innate defiance acted like a catalyst. Addressing the entire army before battle, he ignited the fervor of every soldier present!
This outcome had even surprised Dongfang Jue—Ye Qinghan proved far more versatile than she'd anticipated.
An ordinary person would inevitably feel stage fright delivering their first mobilization speech before such a crowd. Yet Ye Qinghan carried herself with ease and wit, stirring everyone's emotions as if she were right at home!
This confidence was hardly surprising, however, as Ye Qinghan's upbringing had instilled in her an innate, unwavering self-assurance.
Back when she was a princess, even Demon Clan beings at the Soul Transformation Stage would bow before her. Such a setting held no terror for her.
Having weathered countless trials and tribulations, little could unsettle her now.
Besides, what could possibly frighten someone who fears not even death?
After the mobilization concluded, dozens of commanders followed Ye Qinghan into the tower.
"This is Ye Qinghan—the Fox Demon King's bloodline, the future Demon Emperor, and the First Disciple of Lingxian Hall."
Li Shiyao tilted her head, saying nothing, radiating an air of arrogance that surpassed even her senior sister.
"This is the Holy Maiden of the Sacred Mountain, the maiden bearing the name of savior, the second disciple of Lingxian Hall, Li Shiyu."
Dongfang Jue stood silently, saying nothing.
Ye Qinghan's group of generals murmured among themselves. But when Li Shiyao was introduced, they all spoke up in unison.
"Long admired, long admired."
After all, the title "Pants-Pulling Immortal" had spread like wildfire throughout the Northern Garrison camp—a name known to every soul!
Ye Qinghan, however, had fully embraced his role.
"Heh, what's with the expressions? Planning to return home to your wives and children after this battle? Why the long faces?"
Hearing this, the generals exchanged glances, clearly hesitant yet unable to speak up.
"Heh, you've been following me for more than a day or two. Spit it out!"
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